License to Spy — About the Characters

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In the show, written by Joseph J. Cannito, with adaptations for Mystery Theatre Unlimited by Bert Furioli and Butch Maxwell, two secret agents, one British and one American, have been dispatched to thwart the expected heist of a super-secret microchip.

Son of a famed secret agent and renowned ladies man, he was enticed to the island with the promise of some much-needed relaxation (and a money-back guarantee of some hot babes). This master of disguise has neither shaken nor stirred the image of being in the shadow of his illustrious father.

The agents, Mrs. Sexa Peale ( Arlene Merryman) and Maxwell Smug (Maxwell), are supposed to meet famous Chinese detective Harry Who (Furioli) and one other unnamed operative to assist them.

But two other spies appear, and it is unclear which of them is supposed to be on their team. The agents are Stockson Bonds (Gino Angelo), son of a famed secret agent who has never been able to live up to his father's reputation, and the libido-driven Mata Horny (Dee McCorkle), a once vital agent who today is quite mad.

Rachel Podwika portrayed Mata Horny in May and June.
Kathy Barton Played Mrs. Peale in June at Jaggin' Around. Michael Moran played Maxwell Smug the first week of April.

Last updated: October 12, 2025