Baron Von Halen – Dictator of the Eastern European nation of Coleslavia, he is a criminal mastermind, disguise artist and evil genius. He wanted to steal all the gold in the World Bank just to give everyone the gold finger.
Jim Yelps – The Unpossible Mission Forces team leader. Yelps flunked out of surveillance school when he was assigned to plant bugs, and he buried a box of beetles.
Paprika Jones – The UMF's sexy spy lady has a bumper sticker on her Porsche that reads, “If looks could kill, you’d be six feet under.”
Colin Card – The UMF's British disguise artists is a master of espionage, camouflage, and decoupage
Barney Colander – The UMF's nebbish technology geek, he always wanted to be a spy. Or Bilbo Baggins.
Original Cast:
Jim Yelps: Michael Moran
Barney Colander: Bert Furioli
Colin Card: Butch Maxwell
Paprika Jones: Shannan Noe
Baron Von Halen: Ryan Sears
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Last updated: April 2, 2023
Baron Von Halen – Dictator of the Eastern European nation of Coleslavia, he is a criminal mastermind, disguise artist and evil genius. He wanted to steal all the gold in the World Bank just to give everyone the gold finger.
Jim Yelps – The Unpossible Mission Forces team leader. Yelps flunked out of surveillance school when he was assigned to plant bugs, and he buried a box of beetles.
Paprika Jones – The UMF's sexy spy lady has a bumper sticker on her Porsche that reads, “If looks could kill, you’d be six feet under.”
Colin Card – The UMF's British disguise artists is a master of espionage, camouflage, and decoupage
Barney Colander – The UMF's nebbish technology geek, he always wanted to be a spy. Or Bilbo Baggins.
Original Cast:
Jim Yelps: Michael Moran
Barney Colander: Bert Furioli
Colin Card: Butch Maxwell
Paprika Jones: Shannan Noe
Baron Von Halen: Ryan Sears
First Page | Scenes from Mission: Unpossible | Audience photos | Video Trailer
Last updated: April 2, 2023