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Pete Fernbaugh as Baron Von Halen
Baron Von Halen – Dictator of the Eastern European nation of Coleslavia, he is a criminal mastermind, disguise artist and evil genius. He wanted to steal all the gold in the World Bank just to give everyone the gold finger.
Dustin Heavilin as Jim Yelps
Jim Yelps – The Unpossible Mission Forces team leader. Yelps flunked out of surveillance school when he was assigned to plant bugs, and he buried a box of beetles.
Karissa Martin as Paprika Jones
Paprika Jones – The UMF's sexy spy lady has a bumper sticker on her Porsche that reads, “If looks could kill, you’d be six feet under.”
Butch Maxwell as Colin Card
Colin Card – The UMF's British disguise artists is a master of espionage, camouflage, and decoupage.
Sean Decker as Barney Colander
Barney Colander – The UMF's nebbish technology geek, he always wanted to be a spy. Or Bilbo Baggins.

Original Cast:

Jim Yelps: Michael Moran
Barney Colander: Bert Furioli
Colin Card: Butch Maxwell
Paprika Jones: Shannan Noe
Baron Von Halen: Ryan Sears

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Last updated: September 25, 2025