Congressman
Beauregard "Foghorn" Jackson IV is desperate to get national attention
to clinch his re-election, which will assure that his love life won't be
restricted to his wife. Congressman
Beauregard "Foghorn" Jackson IV is desperate to get national attention
to clinch his re-election, which will assure that his love life won't be
restricted to his wife. 
Rankenstein Monster star Boris Kissoff has
been working at the Actor's Studio with a lot of other actors he is sure
will never amount to anything - James Dean, Marlon Brando and Wally Cox.
Woofman
star Ron Cheyney Jr. has been touring the County Fair circuit lately. He
placed Best in Show twice.
Dragula star Bella Lagrossi was once fired as
spokesman for the Red Cross for "drinking the donations." 
Miss
Thistlewhistle got her job with Congressman Jackson when she told him she
wanted to work in Washington to "service her countrymen." Boris sings about the previous Vampira.
A climactic scene in the story.
