Beiberjuice — The ghost who haunts Calamity Manor, he had to give up drinking Bloody Marys when Mary ran out of blood.Mrs. Cadaver — Housekeeper at Calamity Manor, she used to model underwear for Fruit of the Tomb.Ratso — Groundskeeper at Calamity Manor, he was, in high school, voted Class Hump.Snookums Tortellini — A hard-edged girl from New Jersey who is trying to grow her nail salon business, she loves her dog Fluffy Wuffy like a child. Her greatest embarrassment was when she wore a pair of shoes from Walmart.Madame Mesmer — Psychic, mystic and bio-exorcist, she once hypnotized Keanu Reeves into believing he could act.
