Meet the Characters on the Luv Boat
The Luv Boat will travel the scenic Bermuda Triangle,
with stops at exotic locations such as Guantanamo Bay and Port-au-Prince,
Captain Boobing has successfully guided 2,999 couples
through romantic waters. During his long career, no couple has ever failed
to renew commitments to one another. However, a few have come up missing.
He worked his way up the ranks to the Luv Boat, previously commanding the
Hate Boat, the Ambivalent Boat and then the Not-Quite-Ready-to-Make-a-Long-Term-Commitment
Hank Rhodes, son of Dusty, is nicknamed "Rocky"
for the rocks in his head. He is here for the food, the gambling and the
booze. Please, don't get between him and the bar.
Lois Rhodes is the author of the best-selling books The
Lady and the Prince, The Lady and the Duke, and The Lady and
the Tramp. Despite her unassuming demeanor, she is thought to be powerfully
strong for a woman her size - and she packs a taser stun gun.
Dexter Small was a precocious child, earning his merit
badge for tying knots at the age of four. Unfortunately, he used his skills
to hog-tie his scoutmaster.
Mitzi Small who, married her husband in hopes of getting
a little culture into her life, is disappointed that physics professors
can't turn lead into gold, so she decided to take this cruise to pick up
on the island bargains - and maybe pick up and Islander along the way. Understudy:
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